Fruity sounds from a non fruity guy for a fruity lecturer

The following is a description of the sounds created in last weeks tutorial using Fruity Loops. It explains why the sounds sound like they do and how that sound represents what it does.

A Chair.
When you listen to this file you get the feeling of low bassy porno music. To me this is what a chair represented, a prop in the adult film industry. I feel the sound captures the mood and essence of the industry and is what a chair would sound like.

The Drunk.
When listening to this file you first get a feeling of high speed and randomness. As if the world is spinning and consequently you are bumping into objects. Then all of a sudden everything slows down, confusion and dizziness take over the feeling. You're drunk.

No hands.
Waking up in the morning and realising you have no hands. You scream, you're confused and most of all you're scared. This sound blends all these emotions.

Driving fast and losing control.
Listening to this sound you get the feeling of something fast, something speeding up as it plays. Then all of a sudden it loses control and then stops.